Got this "press release" from Snapple's PR firm:
Hey Jimmy,
Heard that you found out about Sarah f*cking Matt Damon. Sorry you had to find out that way and that my sublime flavor blinded you to Sarah's philandering ways.
In an attempt to console you, here's a whole lotta me for you to enjoy. Hopefully it will numb the pain. In fact, if your viewers want to share their girlfriend/boyfriend is f*cking someone else story on air , they can have a case of me too… Anyway, keep your spirits up. It's not like she was f*cking Ben Affleck or anything. Now that would have been embarrassing.
Diet Snapple
This cannot be for reals, can it?
The YouTube clip of the now famous clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM
Five-Ingredient, Fiery Sweet Potatoes Recipe
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If you have sweet potatoes, coconut milk, Thai red curry paste, brown sugar
and butter (and salt), you have everything you need for this five-star side.
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